Michael Ellsberg's Missives

Michael Ellsberg's Missives

Home
Notes
Archive
About
Say No to Doucheocracy!
My Comedic Graduation Speech at a Dominatrix School...
 • 
Michael Ellsberg
Ishtar's Angels
A Comedic Erotic Memoir Novel ~ Chapter 1: An Erotic Rebellion Against Christian Nationalism
 • 
Michael Ellsberg
I Started Doing Stand-Up Comedy...
My girlfriend asked me to roast her for her birthday in front of her friends. I accepted the challenge...
 • 
Michael Ellsberg
Freudian Kink
I got a vasectomy. I explain why in my first-ever comedy performance...
 • 
Michael Ellsberg
The Joy of Platonic Love
The party was called Éphémère, a Belle Epoque-themed party, in October 2013.
 • 
Michael Ellsberg
The Obscene King James Bible
The Lurid, Shocking Tale of Lot's Daughters
 • 
Michael Ellsberg
A Planet of Parasites and the Problem With God
The first time I realized that “No, I’m not just crazy”—and that there might in fact be something deeply and irredeemably fucked up about the process of…
 • 
Michael Ellsberg
3
Michael Ellsberg's Missives
Michael Ellsberg's Missives

Michael Ellsberg's Missives

AboutArchiveSitemap
© 2025 Michael Ellsberg
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture